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WELCOME TO THE BACKYARD OF THE CLOWN HIMSELF

 

THIS PAGE HAS BEEN AUTHORED BY ME "NEVYEN" TO ANNOY YOU AND MAKE YOU GO GENERALLY INSANE.

I HAVE BEEN WORKING ON THE LAYOUT OF THIS PAGE FOR ABOUT THREE WEEKS AND THEREFORE HAVE NOT DONE TO MUCH IN THE WAY OF CONTENTS. NETHER THE LESS I AM WORKING AROUND THE CLOCK TRYING TO GET ALL MY PAGES FULL OF LITTLE GOODIES FOR YOU TO READ DOWNLOAD AND PLAY WITH. SO COME BACK AGAIN IN ABOUT TWO TO THREE WEEKS AND I SHOULD HAVE MOST OF IT DONE.

IN MY FINISHED SITE I AM HOPING TO  INCLUDE A WHOLE HEAP OF AUSTIN POWERS JUNK, AN ENTIRE ARCHIVE OF FONTS, A MANAGERY OF DOWNLOADS OF ALL KINDS (E.G. MP3'S, WAV'S, PROGRAMS, GAMES, AND OTHER THINGS THAT I COULDN'T BE BOTHERED TYPING OUT), AND A GREAT HALL OF GRAPHIKS. ALSO I WILL HAVE MY CONTACT INFO, BUT THAT AINT REALLY IMPORTANT IS IT.

AS YOU CAN ALREADY PROBABLY SEE I HAVE INCLUDED A SEARCH FORM ON MY NAVIGATIONAL BAR. YOU CAN USE THIS TO SEARCH FOR ANYTHING YOU LIKE ON MOST OF THE SEARCH ENGINES AVAILABLE.

AS THE WEEKS ROLE ON YOU SHOULD SEE SOME MAJOR IMPROVEMENTS IN THE CONTENTS AND LAYOUT OF MY PAGE SO KEEP ON COMING BACK.

IF YOU HAVE ANY SUGGESTIONS, OR COMMENTS ON MY PAGE FEEL FREE TO SEND ME AN EMAIL OR EVEN CONTACT ME ON ICQ. YOU CAN GET THE INFO FOR THIS ON THE CONTACT PAGE

~SPANKS 'N' SKRATCH YAH LATER~

 

UNFORTUNATELY, BECAUSE SOME OF THE CONTENTS OF MY SITE MAY BE QUESTIONABLE, OR AS SOME PEOPLE LIKE TO SAY "ILLEGAL" I AM OBLIGATED TO GIVE YOU A DISCLAIMER AND WARNING TO THE CONTENTS WITHIN THESE PAGES, SO HERE IT GOES...

 

WARNING

THE CONTENTS WITHIN THESE PAGES MAY BE HARMFUL. THEREFORE I HOLD NO RESPONSIBILITY FOR ANY INJURIES CAUSED WITHIN

ANY INFORMATION/DATA DOWNLOADED FROM THIS SITE IS ONLY FOR EDUCATIONAL PURPOSES ONLY (UNLESS OTHERWISE SPECIFIED) AND MUST BE REMOVED/DELETED FROM YOUR COMPUTER WITHIN A PERIOD OF THIRTY DAYS.

IF YOU DO NOT COMPLY TO THESE REGULATIONS  YOU MAY BE PROSECUTED UNDER THE LAWS OF YOUR COUNTRY.

 

 

 

 

~THIS HAS BEEN PRODUCED AND COPYRIGHTED BY COLD CLOWN PRODUCTIONS~
 
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